What they say about this music:
         "I really don’t think it’s the sort of music you would want your daughter to listen to, would you?." 
            - Mrs K Featherstonehaugh, W.I. President
  
           "These musicians are just a load of bloody pansies, aren’t they?" 
            - Arthur Wainwright, Hull City Rovers R.L.F.C.
  
           "What these sort of people need is a good haircut and a bit of army discipline, don't they?" 
            - Major T S Rawlings DSO & bar (retired)
  
           "There's absolutely no question that this music has a deleterious effect on young people’s morals, is there?." 
            - Prof. O A Grenville-Plunkett, F.R.S.
  
           "You don’t want to listen to this bloody rubbish, do you?" 
            - Phil's dad
           
         What they say about us:
         "They’re fab!" 
	     - Tracy, hairdresser from Luton
  
           "Wow! They're the bees knees!" 
	    - Brian, accountant from Stoke Newington
  
           "I like the young one with the wavy hair!" 
	    - Linda, bank clerk from Dudley
  
           "The thing is, the driving beat has like an insidious effect on the subconscious
            causing listeners to sort of, well, completely disregard social conventions and
            really shake their hips!" 
	    - John, philosophy student at York University
  
           "I want more!" 
	    - overheard on the 91 bus from Blue Lane to Kings Cross
  
           "These boys certainly know how to party!" 
	    - Oscar Wilde
          
	
          
	  
        Shake your hips to:
	63 45 78 9 
	Alright now 
	Always on the run 
	At the dark end of the street 
	Baby love 
	Back to black 
	Beds are burning 
	Big Bird 
	Billie Jean  
	Black Betty 
	Chain of fools 
	Come together 
	Crazy 
	Ella, elle l'a 
	Ex’s & Oh’s 
	Fever 
	Flip flop fly 
	Gimme some lovin 
	Happy 
	Heroes 
	Hey Joe 
	Hold the line 
	Hush 
	I can't stand the rain 
	I can’t dance 
	I'm a man 
	In the midnight hour 
	Johnny B Goode 
	Le Freak 
	Let me entertain you 
	Mercy 
	Messin with the kid 
	Mustang Sally 
	No women no cry 
	Non, non, rien n'a changé 
	Old time rock'n'roll 
	Papa was a rollin stone 
	People get ready 
	Play that funky music 
	Rolling in the deep 
	Soul man 
	Superstition 
	Sweet home Chicago 
	Take me to the river 
	The passenger 
	The power of love 
	The thrill is gone 
	The way you make me feel 
	Tutti frutti 
	Unchain my heart 
	Voyage voyage 
	Walkin by myself 
	Walking on sunshine 
	Walk this way 
	When love comes to town 
	Why don't you do right
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	Dates:
	No appearances, for reasons beyond our control...
	
  2019 Okt - JWD
	
  2019 Jun - Umwelt Festival
	
	
  2019 Feb - JWD
	
	
  2019 Jan - Eierschale Dahlem
	
  2019 Jan - Geburtstagsfeier Blankenburg
	
  2018 Nov - Stiftungsfest Segelervereinigung Havel
	
  2018 Okt - Feuerwehrwache Mitte
	
  2018 Jul - Sommerfest Segelervereinigung Havel
	
  2018 Jul - Hochzeit Rene Becker!
	
  2018 Jun - Umwelt Festival
	
  2018 Apr - Die Helle Mitte Tanzt
	
  2017 Nov - Winterfest Segelervereinigung Havel
	
  2017 Aug - Gartenfest KGA Schildow-Waldeck
	
  2017 Jul - Tegeler Hafenfest
	 
         
 Live in JWD!
	 
        Blue Lane Band are (L-R):
          Le Monsieur – drums and drainpipe jeans 
	     Fled the city of culture for the capital of cool. Divides his time between old chestnuts and making a lot of noise.
	     His favourite pastime is rock'n'roll.
  
             Phil Cool – keys and bow ties 
             Left his management position, credit cards and penthouse flat all behind to become rich and famous. 
	     He hopes to get old before he dies.
  
             Fifi la Voix – vocals and black fishnet stockings 
	     As a child, she helped her mother in the kitchen. 
	     She wants to settle down in the country with seven horses, an offshore bank account and a private helicopter.
  
	     Red Baker – lead vocals and fireman's helmet 
	     He always wanted to be in the middle of flashing lights and loud noises, and now he is. 
	     In his spare time, he likes to polish his brass.
  
             Errol Flyng – lead guitar and spiv suits 
	     Hails from an obscure country somewhere in the East and fled as far as he could to seek his fortune. 
	     He enjoys watching television.
  
	     The Expert – bass, vocals and winklepickers 
	     Gave up his punk band and life-style for a daily commute to a steady 9 to 5 office job. 
 	     On holiday he's keen on paddling his own canoe.
  
             
         
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